So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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