I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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