Banned from zoo.
Again?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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