So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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