Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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