I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
