im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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