I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
foreskin is a definite game changer
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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