Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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