Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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