Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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