Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
now i know why i became what i already was.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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