i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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