he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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