Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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