i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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