I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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