well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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