Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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