OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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