Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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