Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
