Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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