i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
even my farts smell like vagina
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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