I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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