I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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