Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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