I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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