In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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