Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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