I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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