Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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