the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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