White coat. Heels.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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