That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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