i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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