Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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