dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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