this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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