what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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