So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
thus making me awesome and them whores
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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