white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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