This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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