thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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