So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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