she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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