Reggie can tackle my bush.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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