2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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