You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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