Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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