she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I forgot how hot balto sounded
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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