remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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