its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
