If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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