Me too!
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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