dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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