oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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